The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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To stab Djones

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!