The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!