The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!