The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to watch womens basketball

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!