The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!