The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to watch womens basketball

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!