The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!