The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The Power to die at will

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!