The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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Facebook.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!