The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!