The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to die but once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!