The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to see through water

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!