The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to die

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!