The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to speak in Braille

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!