The power to read

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!