The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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Farting at will

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power to piss people off.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power of missing a finger.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!