The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!