The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!