Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to eat edible things.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!