The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to never get spam

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the ability to see fairy's

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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Farting at will

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The power to fly into the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!