The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!