The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the ability to darken darkness

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!