The power to read

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to fly indoors

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!