The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to troll yourself

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!