The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to see through glass

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50% invisibility while farting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!