The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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the power to die....

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!