The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!