The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!