The Power to die at will

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to do your homework.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!