the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to swim on land

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!