The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!