The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The Power to die at will

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power of Being stupid

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to know what time is not

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!