The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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i like pie.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to eat food

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to read

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!