The power to speak in braille...

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to see the present.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!