The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power die if you think.

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to put out light from your butt

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!