The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!