The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to watch grass grow

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to die but once

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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To stab Djones

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!