the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!