The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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power to breathe

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!