the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to be phone

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!