power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!