The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to be born.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!