The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!