The power to control Rollie pollies

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!