The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to be a human

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to die whenever you want.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!