The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to be phone

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The Power of cheese

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!