power to be an alcohoic

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!