The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to shit in your eye

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!