The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!