The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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Dejavu

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Have sex but not feel it

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!