The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to annoy people

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!