the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the power to fail at life

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to see through glass

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to do your homework.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to eat three times a day.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!