The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!