The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

thumb_up thumb_down +8

the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

the power to understand what kate bush is singing

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

thumb_up thumb_down -14

the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Asexual reproduction.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

thumb_up thumb_down -24

the power to kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down +167

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to glow in the dark

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to get to the end of Temple Run

thumb_up thumb_down +93

the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

thumb_up thumb_down +89

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!