The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!