The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to read the TV

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see the present.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to fly in space

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!