The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to sh!t using your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to fart 5 times bigger

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to reproduce asexually.

thumb_up thumb_down

The powr too not bee abal too tipe

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to turn into a parking lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to turn food into human waste.

thumb_up thumb_down +175

Being Aquaman

thumb_up thumb_down +123

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

the power to feel extreme pain

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

thumb_up thumb_down +63

the power to never have to fill out captchas

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Th pwr t frgt vwls.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!