The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to make elton john gay

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power of trolling your self

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!