The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!