The power to predict yesterday's weather

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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to have the super power to do nothing

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!