The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to die

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to eat food

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!