The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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The power to speak braille

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!