The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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Death at will

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to never end your .

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!